Those who know me know I have a talent for making corny dad jokes. In fact, I just managed to persuade a cracker company to use three of them in social media promotions.
I don’t claim the ones below are all my own work but here comes some howlers, or groaners.
Why did the farmer cross the road? To get back the chicken
What do you get if you cross a troll and a dragon? I’d get as far away as possible before it gets mad.
Why did the policeman take his work to bed? He wanted to work under the covers.
Doctor Doctor, I feel like am artificial intelligence
Any intelligence with you would be good!
How many ears does Spock have? A left ear, right ear and final frontier.
Why did the student hide under their desk during class?
So the teacher couldn’t teach them a lesson.
Beth writes 
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